1. You still haven’t experienced the live treatment of Appetite For Destruction, sure to be (and rightly so) the album most represented on the set list.
2. You’re a fan of Replacements bassist Tommy Stinson — now Axl Rose’s bandmate since 1998 — and you’ve ruled out that Replacements reunion ever seeing the lights of a Las Vegas stage.
3. You like spending long stretches of time waiting for performers to hit the stage and paying $9 per beer during that wait.
GUNS N’ ROSES Oct. 31-Nov. 24; The Joint, 4455 Paradise Road, check www.hardrockhotel.com for dates and times, $41-$111.