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Our favorite bons mots from Bill Maher’s Palms resident show

On Sarah Palin: “She’s definitely a MILF — a Moron I’d Like to Forget.”

On the two big political parties: “Are both sides bought off? Yes, but I’d rather be bought by the teachers union than the NRA and the oil lobby.”

On Catholicism and Jesus: “They teach that one guy died for all of our sins, and that’s really picking up the check for the whole table.”

On our feathered (and horny) friends: “Did you hear that all birds masturbate? And I thought that was shit on my car window.”