Martians have just chimed in: Send more Charlize Theron.
Whoa. Daniel Radcliffe is all eyebrows, all the time.
Wow, that Les Miz cast! A toast to lack of irony! Viva Le Revolution!
Okay, they’re dead, so the orchestra plays the theme from “Laura,” who (spoiler alert) isn’t really dead.
Anne Hathaway, of The Devil Wears Prada, is wearing Prada.
11:30 p.m. Eastern [time] and only four hours to go.
Bets on whether or how drunk Quentin Tarantino is? And the sign-off music was “Gone With the Wind”? High-larious!
Wow. New Ladbrokes favorite for Pope: Ang Lee. Who knew?