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Overheard at First Friday

“Something smells good around here. Or maybe it’s just me. Is it me?”

Evangelist to police officer: “Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?”

“I hope the girl who told on me gets kicked in the balls.”

“We’re creepy, but we’re not being creeps.”

“I’d ask if you’d wanna do a bike race, but I know your vagina would hurt.”

“I have this thing for metal.”

“You took that hit like a man!”

Fukuburger cook to customer: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t sell marijuana at this truck.”