Politics is like football in some ways. It's brutish, entertaining, with lots of bitching -- and often the complaints are identical. Which quotes were overheard at an Eagles bar during Monday night's Philly-New Orleans game, and which were overheard at a bar on election night?
1. "I give up!"
2. "Suck my puss!"
3. "Can I say 'fuckin' moron' in here?"
4. "I'll never understand that guy."
5. "Hooray for America! Hooray for gluttony!"
6. "Well, we did it again, huh?"
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